It’s been a while since i last posted anything.

There should be a good reason like

• Perhaps I was travelling (I was but NOT for 3 weeks).
• I was in prison (I’m married – it feels the same but you can work around it).
• My legs dropped off (I have got legless on several recent occasions but I probably write better when I am like that).

The simple truth is I couldn’t be arsed. I think I am going through my male menopause as I became needy after watching ‘I Love You Man’.

Very unlike me.

I only snapped out of it by indulging in a health session of watching ‘Alien Ressurection’ (not the best in the series but Ron Perlman pre Hellboy rocks in pure badassness.

and then some grot.

NO VIDEO

So there.

I am now back to normal and ready to continue my world domination plans.

Except, I don’t want most of the world – just the best bits.

I have also finished writing my books and will be giving you the chance to read it all first.

Especially if you want to stop smoking

http://www.stopsmokingarabia.com

I am seriously contemplating getting my hypnosis show back on the road.

It’s mad fun and everyone loves it.

Have a look at this clip…

I want to get this done by September.

Any ideas about how to make it happen?

Let me know.

Life’s good when you are bad.

Laters…