I don’t know what to do.

My head is in bits.

My parents live with me and Azizah (the wife) and have done for the last 2 years. They left the West Indies to go for an eye operation and start a new life and ended up staying with us in Dubai since.

I love them, but can’t live with them any more.

I told them by email yesterday (they are in the UK on holiday).

Will I go to hell for this?

I just don’t want to co-habit with another couple.

ANY couple.

They are coming back to discuss it all in about a week.

How do you tell your ageing parents to move out?

They are fit and smart and cool.

We just need space to enjoy each other and make babies.

My head is in bits.

Cruel to be kind?

Peter, Eugenie and baby David

I know what I have to do, but it still hurts like shit.

Keep you posted…

Laters.

It’s been a while since i last posted anything.

There should be a good reason like

• Perhaps I was travelling (I was but NOT for 3 weeks).
• I was in prison (I’m married – it feels the same but you can work around it).
• My legs dropped off (I have got legless on several recent occasions but I probably write better when I am like that).

The simple truth is I couldn’t be arsed. I think I am going through my male menopause as I became needy after watching ‘I Love You Man’.

Very unlike me.

I only snapped out of it by indulging in a health session of watching ‘Alien Ressurection’ (not the best in the series but Ron Perlman pre Hellboy rocks in pure badassness.

and then some grot.

NO VIDEO

So there.

I am now back to normal and ready to continue my world domination plans.

Except, I don’t want most of the world – just the best bits.

I have also finished writing my books and will be giving you the chance to read it all first.

Especially if you want to stop smoking

http://www.stopsmokingarabia.com

I am seriously contemplating getting my hypnosis show back on the road.

It’s mad fun and everyone loves it.

Have a look at this clip…

I want to get this done by September.

Any ideas about how to make it happen?

Let me know.

Life’s good when you are bad.

Laters…