Just been working my way through my Facebook friends.

New on the list is Ross Jeffries.

For those who don’t know him, Ross Jeffries is probably one of the world’s foremost experts in SPEED SEDUCTION.

This is the incredible multi-million (maybe billion) dollar industry which trains guys to pull girls using NLP (neuro linguistic programming) and lots of funny cocky banter.

It is fascinating and it works too.

Check out Ross’s online training sessions…

Have you seen this?

Cool as a cucumber and looking like someone’s horny uncle.

I don’t know his age but he is getting more tail than guys a third of his age ALL ADDED TOGETHER.

I’m not jealous, I love my wife.

I’m just merely pointing out a fact like a football fan who doesn’t want to play for his country, but wouldn’t turn down a signed match ball.

Who is going to look after you and feed you when you are old, grey, wearing diapers and eating Murray Mints and Bourbon biscuits?

My answer? My beautiful wife Azizah.

Ross’s answer? An endless conveyor belt of nubile coeds with cheerleader outfits and George Clooney fetishes.

Good for him.

There will come a time when he’ll look back on his existence full of non-stop humping, orgies and baby oil. It will all seem like an empty battle for significance.

Meanwhile, I’ll be in a wheel chair with a blanket over my unemployed tickle tackle area eating ice cream and talking about invisible friends.

But I’ll have stayed faithful for life.

So who gets the last laff now?

Johnson’s baby oil.

Durex condoms.

Gimp mask manufacturers.

Nurses uniform makers.

Importers of live chickens.

Hmmm…

The last one was weird but someone somewhere is nodding in agreement.

Ross Jeffries.

We salute you.

And all who sail on you.

Laters.