The latest trailer for a movie called 2012 has just been released.

It’s by Roland Emmerich, the guy behind Independence Day (end of the world movie), The Day After Tomorrow (end of the world movie) and 10,000 Years BC (end of my patience movie).

I think he wants us to die because he spends so much time and energy showing us what it will look like.

Personally, I don’t need to know. I have been in a 70% off sale at Harvey Nichols and I see what this can do for people.

They lose their minds (and wallets) and spend a fortune on last year’s collection.

Goodness knows what the same people would be like when we have no electricity, no food and no Facebook.

They say that we are only 3 meals away from becoming savage and abandoning the rule of law. In that case the drivers on the way home last night must be starving.

Crazy buggers weaving in and out like they were auditioning for Fast and Furious 5 (except, I don’t think their careers were desperate enuff to warrant being in THAT film). There will be people every day who will experience Armageddon at the wheels of a FJ Cruiser, Hummer or similar vehicle that says ’spoiled rich boy inside’ on the wheel cover.

Then there are the guys working on building sites in this heat 10 stories up wearing flip flops, add to that every war zone, natural disaster and drive by shooting of the last 24 hours which is being casually chatted about on CNN and then you have quite and amazing fact.

Dying horribly in 2012 is a better prospect of life than many people actually get.

Whatever you plan to do today, do it with a big fat smile.

Also live the next 24 hours like it might be the last.

Big smile, stay chilled out and enjoy every second of every day.

If Nostradamus is right and the predictions come true, don’t you think you should have shagged a little bit more?

If you are married, ignore this last call to action.

Or use it at home.

Or watch some grot.

Or just do the usual and bury yourself in a bottle of Jack and get the PS3 out.

That’s probably how I’ll go down.

Scoring 10-0 against Manchester United.

There is a god.

Laters.