Well, there have been reasons.

Crappy ones really.

Starting with the fact that I wanted to launch this as a video blog and so splashed out on the correct equipment but then got distracted and haven’t made my show yet.

To cut a long story short, I have been working.

I almost ran out of cash too.

Dubai’s long dead summer plus the ‘no entertainments during Ramadan’ rule almost meant 4 months of no earnings at all. Add rent, car renewal, trade license and visa costs (plus sending the wife on holiday to her folks) and you’ve got an Oliver Twist 2.0 scenario.

I’ve been hiring staff and firing staff and building my online team.

I’ve also been speaking – quite a lot.

For free (what a crock).

Here’s a pic from last week’s gig ‘Get Out Of The Rat Race In One Year’

Those zombie knew a good thing when they saw one...

I’ve also got my own first gig for a long while in 2 weeks.

Life Design Boot Camp. (http://www.lifedesignbootcamp.com)

I’m excited as my books are ready to go and my first commercial website is up and running (even though it needs a lttle tweaking).

http://www.stopsmokingarabia.com

This has a book and CD’s using NLP and Hypnosis to stop you smoking in up to 30 days.

Almost makes you want to start so you can stop again

I’ve even got an advert on Facebook as of this morning.

A few weeks ago I launched a new site about all my past exploits.

I think part of it is because I know that you are getting bored of me talking about past events and successes (yawn) and also because I have done so much stuff, I am sick of the ‘pecking order game’ when an event organiser compares me to the cheaper options and actually considers choosing them!

Come on!

Take a look at http://www.theworldsbestmc.com and feel all that showbiz goodness come through the laptop.

Well at least now it should.

Of course I have other stuff going on too.

Today I am selling my wife’s car.

She hasn’t driven it for about a year because it is a heap of shit and we didn’t know until money changed hands.

10 year old Land Rover Discovery’s should be petrol bombed.

I’m selling this one for peanuts just to get it off the yards.

Some dodgy dealers are coming round to buy it in an hour from now.

I might keep the stereo remote control.

Because I can.

And a wheel.

The steering one.

Laters.